Category Archives: Point Assignment

Ask Not-Martha, Your Points Questions Answered

Helllllooooooo lovely readers! (Really, I don’t have to annotate that any more, do I?) Except every time I type that out I want coq au vin. Welcome to this week’s edition of “Ask Not-Martha!” The answer to all your “How … Continue reading

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Gone, Baby, Gone

First, make sure to check out Natalie’s story over at Project:Purse and Boots. Learn wow shiny sequins can enhance your fantasy life. Second, a loving thank you to Mama P over at Keeper of the Penguins for bestowing upon me … Continue reading

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Ask Not-Martha, Part 1

Welcome, readers! Today In Pursuit of Martha Points is happy to present “Ask Not-Martha!” All your burning, “How many points would I get for that?” or “How many points do I lose for that?” questions answered! Because, honest to goodness, … Continue reading

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The Par-Tay

Did anyone bring the minutes? What’s on the agenda? Is there any old business? No. Good. I hate old business. New business? Oh yes, there is a bit… First, thank you to everyone who wished Himself a happy birthday. He … Continue reading

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Points in the Wild

Appraisal went well. Details to follow tomorrow. Today…When Points Attack. Wilderness Points. The Points of No Return. Sometimes I have a problem with making choices. I am also making a camping trip to a totally souped-up, family-style campground complete with … Continue reading

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A Tale of Two Dining Rooms

It was the best of design, it was the worst of design. THIS is what gets weird google searchers landing here. I should stop. We all know I won’t, but if I wanted to knock off with the bizarre search … Continue reading

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Announcements and a Re-Count (No Supreme Court Necessary)

Ok, let’s see here…where are my notes? Blanche, do you have the schedules?…Blanche, these are the schedules from last semester. (Quick! Name that movie!) Despite the attempts of some people, who shall remain nameless but who write a blog called … Continue reading

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I’ll take my points to go, please.

I took this picture on Thursday. This is 2,280 miles from my house: This picture, taken on Saturday, is 2,350 miles from my house. For those of you who, like me before this week, have zero familiarity with the upstate New … Continue reading

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Typing in Weird Places

Yeah, the title’s just a teaser. I will explain it in a few days. Promise. I’m exhausted. And the back of my knee hurts. And I have to explain that in a few days too. I know. I’m not usually … Continue reading

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What is wrong with these children?

This does not look like a child who is doing dishes. Neither does this: I must be doing something wrong. These children do not look sufficiently downtrodden. Apparently I did not create enough of a mess while I was cooking. … Continue reading

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