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Exposed.

First, let us talk about the ways in which I am clever. Because talking about how I am clever, pretty, funny, charming or winning at a board game are some of my favorite topics. We really don’t get to talk … Continue reading

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I’m a bad person.

Do you ever have those times, times when you’re trying to do something right, but it’s like gremlins are dancing around your heels tugging at your pants, sending you off balance, pulling on tablecloths to knock over china, making things … Continue reading

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Points de Resistance

First: Thank heavens for random number generators, as if I had to choose an entry I would absolutely die. (A ka-trillion apologies if people thought otherwise. Covered in chocolate. A ka-trillion and one, even. With sprinkles.) I have been cracking … Continue reading

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Projects, Points, Pedicures…Oh My!

Disclaimer: There is no pedicure. I just couldn’t think of anything else that started with “P.” I hope I didn’t get anyone’s hopes up… So  my plan was to write this great post about the Bathroom Project, complete with amusing … Continue reading

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At least it matches the carpet.

This is in my living room. Nobody…and I mean NOBODY…better suggest that we don’t really, REALLY love our cats. And despite the fact that is 8-linear-feet-worth-of-adoration for the furry demons that infest our home….it is ENORMOUS. And it is IN … Continue reading

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The Floral Danger Zone

There are times when I try to ponder the big questions. The why’s, the how’s. The reasons and the rhymes. But as I’m pondering those heady ideas, it’s not uncommon for something less soul-searching-worthy to sneak in. It tiptoes around, … Continue reading

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The Reckoning

I warned you all. Hide now. In a closet. With your favorite blanket and something chocolatey. Prayers, prayers might also be good. Wait, that’s not for you all, that’s for me. Except there is no closet in this house with … Continue reading

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The one with the lightbulbs. Also, a map.

In addition to the lightbulb conundrum (to follow), I also fate-tempted. I tempted fate when I said in this post, “I can coast on these points for quite a while.” I said this, smugly, arrogantly, strutting peacock-like with my 47 … Continue reading

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I am a menace.

I swear…I swear, I promise, I absolutely sincerely insist with my hand on a 5 lb Hershey Bar (with or without almonds) that I did not notice this before I gave myself my generous scoring of points yesterday. The integrity … Continue reading

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Stupid feline.

Letting the cat get into the banana bread: -5 points (Note: If I had made the banana bread myself I could have scored an easy 10 MP’s. But I didn’t, it was a gift, and the cat ate it.)

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