Category Archives: Domestic Goddesshood

No Words Needed.

We’re home. But this is where we were. This post linked to Wordless Wednesday at Live and Love…Out Loud and Five Minutes for Mom.

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The Par-Tay

Did anyone bring the minutes? What’s on the agenda? Is there any old business? No. Good. I hate old business. New business? Oh yes, there is a bit… First, thank you to everyone who wished Himself a happy birthday. He … Continue reading

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It’s Okay Because of All the Pretty Colors

First: The wonderful, gracious, generous Molly, from Life With the Campbells, shared the story of her husband’s stroke on Project:Purse and Boots. It is an amazing story, and made me cry more than once. Please make sure you go there … Continue reading

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I could take Candice Olsen

It’s been nagging me a bit. In quiet, unassuming ways. A little unsettledness here, a little awkwardness there. A little stubbing my toe on the bed frame, a little spilling my coffee on the microscopic nightstand… Small things that were … Continue reading

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And we’re cooking!

I actually do a mean Julia Child impersonation. It’s awe-inspiring. One thing I don’t talk about a lot on the blog is cooking. Mostly because…well…I cook really well. I don’t have to think about it. It’s easy. Which means that … Continue reading

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The One Where I Don’t Get to Use the Title I Want.

Cause this is a family blog. But the fact that I can’t use the title I really want is killing me. The title I really want will  become evident in a few paragraphs. As will why I can’t use it. … Continue reading

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Shopping for Points

Buying points? You ask. Isn’t that cheating? Isn’t that just throwing money at a problem? How like our consumer-minded, anything-can-be-fixed-with-a-little-retail-therapy, commercial mentality. Instead of actually earning points the way you’re supposed to, going out and just buying them. Lori, you … Continue reading

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Announcements and a Re-Count (No Supreme Court Necessary)

Ok, let’s see here…where are my notes? Blanche, do you have the schedules?…Blanche, these are the schedules from last semester. (Quick! Name that movie!) Despite the attempts of some people, who shall remain nameless but who write a blog called … Continue reading

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Excuse me, ma’am, but your cape is on fire.

“Hello, my name is Lori, and I have a super-woman complex.” I don’t know what the heck the twelve-step meeting looks like, but I promise it involves baked goods. The truth is, super-woman doesn’t exist. Only the illusion of her. … Continue reading

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This Week in Martha Points

Yes…I’ve been avoiding this. I had other, more fun, less painful things to blog about. You know, like killer bees and how I infiltrated the very top levels of WordPress while wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache. And it was … Continue reading

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