Tag Archives: cooking

And we’re cooking!

I actually do a mean Julia Child impersonation. It’s awe-inspiring. One thing I don’t talk about a lot on the blog is cooking. Mostly because…well…I cook really well. I don’t have to think about it. It’s easy. Which means that … Continue reading

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The Enchilada and the Straightjacket.

I have a killer enchilada recipe. It reads as follows: 2-3 cups shredded chicken (I stew three bone-in chicken breasts, chill quickly in iced water and shred away). 8 ounce package of Monterey Jack cheese, grated (set aside one good handful) … Continue reading

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This Week in Martha Points

Yes…I’ve been avoiding this. I had other, more fun, less painful things to blog about. You know, like killer bees and how I infiltrated the very top levels of WordPress while wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache. And it was … Continue reading

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What is wrong with these children?

This does not look like a child who is doing dishes. Neither does this: I must be doing something wrong. These children do not look sufficiently downtrodden. Apparently I did not create enough of a mess while I was cooking. … Continue reading

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The Martha Mother Load

First, it’s not the greatest day. 1)My grandmother passed away this weekend. She was quite elderly, and had been fading for some time. We knew it was coming, but it’s still sad and we will miss her. She was a … Continue reading

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