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What is wrong with these children?

This does not look like a child who is doing dishes. Neither does this: I must be doing something wrong. These children do not look sufficiently downtrodden. Apparently I did not create enough of a mess while I was cooking. … Continue reading

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I’m just like Van Gogh.

So, for those who are counting or who pay attention to such things, I have not yet started on the home-office-clean-up extravaganza. Another example where work gets in the way of my Martha Points. Damn my compulsion to pay bills. … Continue reading

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NOTHING caught on fire, I swear!

True confessions time. I am about to bare my soul in a manner of utter honesty. (As opposed to all the disingenuous soul-baring that’s happening out there?) I. Do. Not. Like. Shopping. Herein are the problems: I’m fundamentally miserly. I … Continue reading

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Even Steven

First, in the category “Lame Things That Defy Reason:” So we all remember that I am recovering from my stint in an iron lung. I am on antibiotics to speed this recovery. The antibiotics, for the record, are the size … Continue reading

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