Ok, let’s take stock of the weekend. Forward progress was made. I’m optimistic about getting into positive numbers.
Previous score: -5 points
- Putting away tables, removing leaves of tables, putting chairs with the tables we bought them with: +5 points
- Cat claw marks in the surface of the table we bought exactly one week ago: -3 points
- Swiffering floor: +5 points
- Abandoning floor before mopping: -2 points
- Laundry still not yet folded: -3 points
- Laundry still not yet sentient: +2 points
- Putting away final party paraphernalia: +5 points
- Needing a full week to accomplish this task: -1 point
- Refrigerator currently devoid of science experiments: +5 points
- Refrigerator currently devoid of foodstuffs: -3 points
Which brings us to a grand total of: +5 points!!!!
Positive numbers! Why, I do declare!