Monthly Archives: May 2010

I’ll Make a Million

I was inspired. Inspired by KLZ @ Taming Insanity. She complained about feeling like her brains were leaking out her ears. And it was like a bell struck deep in my soul. I feel like my brains are leaking out … Continue reading

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The Best Shots (aka – The In-Focus Shots)

A few of my favorite shots from the week. So our Minnesota friends took us to a mall. A mall? We thought, not really being mall people. But we didn’t want to seem unappreciative that we were being taken to … Continue reading

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Monday Potluck!

Ok, I can’t tell you how desperately I need a potluck right now. Except, I don’t want to bring anything. I know that’s poor form and will cost me points, but I’m tired, everything I own is still stuffed in … Continue reading

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I’ll take my points to go, please.

I took this picture on Thursday. This is 2,280 miles from my house: This picture, taken on Saturday, is 2,350 miles from my house. For those of you who, like me before this week, have zero familiarity with the upstate New … Continue reading

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Excuse me, ma’am, but your cape is on fire.

“Hello, my name is Lori, and I have a super-woman complex.” I don’t know what the heck the twelve-step meeting looks like, but I promise it involves baked goods. The truth is, super-woman doesn’t exist. Only the illusion of her. … Continue reading

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Typing in Weird Places

Yeah, the title’s just a teaser. I will explain it in a few days. Promise. I’m exhausted. And the back of my knee hurts. And I have to explain that in a few days too. I know. I’m not usually … Continue reading

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At least it matches the carpet.

This is in my living room. Nobody…and I mean NOBODY…better suggest that we don’t really, REALLY love our cats. And despite the fact that is 8-linear-feet-worth-of-adoration for the furry demons that infest our home….it is ENORMOUS. And it is IN … Continue reading

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There’s no love like blogger love!

A few weeks ago I stumbled across a very funny blog. KludgyMom – The Art of Living Haphazardly. I adore the name. But that’s because I’m married to an engineer and I know what a kludge is. I adore the … Continue reading

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Field Trip!

Okay, the bus will be here in a few minutes. Does everyone have a buddy? No? Mandi, where’s your buddy? What do you mean you left her in the bathroom? What kind of buddy are you? Go unlock her this … Continue reading

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This Year’s Epic Poem

My kids are incredible. I know all moms think that, so I’m in good company. They do a wondeful job on Mother’s Day with love, cards and sweet gifts. But there’s one gift I get that needs to be shared. Child … Continue reading

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