Monthly Archives: February 2011

I’m just too damned sentimental.

I wonder who I should send these to for consideration? To a boyfriend: You’re my sun, my moon My east and west. Now look at my eyes, I’m more than a chest. To a wife: My love for you is … Continue reading

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Who’s On First in 140 Characters or Less

DRAMATIS PERSONAE LORI. Blogger, wife, mother, wrangler of cats, your hostess at In Pursuit of Martha Points. NICHOLE. The lovely and gracious author of In These Small Moments, and one of the hosts of The Red Dress Club (TRDC). KATIE. … Continue reading

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I know when I’m being messed with.

Ok people. Enough is enough. Don’t tease the blogger. Nor should you offer the blogger food or caffeinated beverages. There are laws. Statues. Or guidelines. Or footnotes on a pamphlet. SOMETHING. There are rules. Or there bloody well should be. … Continue reading

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3, 2, 1…Liftoff!

We are taking a break from the humor today…a break from the flambeed mice and the flying cats and the children being bartered for a robust, woolly goat. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever had that feeling … Continue reading

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The Mouse and the Blowtorch

Have you ever had that experience where you give a child a gift and they run to you and wrap their arms around your neck? And if you say yes, please tell me it was with children who you know … Continue reading

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Lacy Unmentionables

I wish I had some. I don’t. Oh, I have ridiculous impractical things that are really Frederick’s of Hollywood meets The House of Dental Floss. But those are for special occasions. Like “White Trash Day,” and for when we find … Continue reading

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Post-It Note Tuesday For the Desperately UnderAchieving

It’s still Tuesday in most of the United States. It’s especially still Tuesday Hawaii. So there’s this post-it note thing. It looks really fun. I can’t do it. I can’t run the script on WP.COM. Yes, I’m still at WP.COM … Continue reading

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